omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via epic-humor)



your-ass-is-grass-and-ima-mow-it:

Easiest choice I’ve ever made

your-ass-is-grass-and-ima-mow-it:

Easiest choice I’ve ever made

(via keepingupwiththestanleys)


straightdating:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

(via epic-humor)


deadlydinos:

randomlovesawkward:

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE TIME VIDEO WATCH THIS DOG BE AN AMBULANCE INSTEAD OKAY FRIENDS

(via epic-humor)


hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via every-heart-has-its-own-melody)


(via date)


blaineyandersons:

i love being at disney world when it rains because the weak will leave and the strong will have five minute wait times

(via medicated-namaste)


The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you.

jeffrey-lynne:

[licks popsicle seductively] yeah big boy this isn’t the only thing i can suck [winks] [lowers voice] i also suck at life

(via keepingupwiththestanleys)